1 00:00:03,279 --> 00:00:04,520 Hi. 2 00:00:04,521 --> 00:00:05,590 - Hello. - Hey. 3 00:00:05,591 --> 00:00:06,902 Okay, moving on. 4 00:00:06,903 --> 00:00:08,387 What is this shit? 5 00:00:10,976 --> 00:00:13,046 Oh... Uh, Hold there, please. 6 00:00:13,047 --> 00:00:14,910 - But I am going home. - It's just gonna be for a few seconds. 7 00:00:14,911 --> 00:00:16,601 We're just in the middle of shooting something. 8 00:00:16,602 --> 00:00:18,948 Very cool. What are we shooting? 9 00:00:18,949 --> 00:00:21,227 - Dogs? Criminals? - Cut. 10 00:00:21,228 --> 00:00:22,745 I'm not allowed to say, but what... 11 00:00:22,746 --> 00:00:23,884 Adam, we're cutting. 12 00:00:23,885 --> 00:00:26,025 Cut! Brad, can you go to two? 13 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:27,267 Who is Brad? 14 00:00:27,268 --> 00:00:28,889 Brad's 10-1, copy. Okay. 15 00:00:28,890 --> 00:00:31,789 10'1"! What a tall fellow this Brad is. 16 00:00:31,790 --> 00:00:33,929 Copy. All right, we're moving to the dolly shot! 17 00:00:33,930 --> 00:00:36,794 Dolly? Nadja would be devastated if her dolly was shot. 18 00:00:36,795 --> 00:00:37,933 No, I must intervene. 19 00:00:37,934 --> 00:00:39,900 No. We're going again. 20 00:00:42,145 --> 00:00:45,699 Shit, shit, shit. Shitty, shitty, shit. 21 00:00:45,700 --> 00:00:48,288 Gentlemen. Gentlemen. Gentlemen, we are under attack. 22 00:00:48,289 --> 00:00:50,773 A militia has assembled on our territory. 23 00:00:50,774 --> 00:00:51,947 - I know! - It's not a militia. 24 00:00:51,948 --> 00:00:53,638 They're just filming a TV show. 25 00:00:53,639 --> 00:00:55,709 Well, this TV show has invaded our territory. 26 00:00:55,710 --> 00:00:57,539 They are attacking us with their trucks 27 00:00:57,540 --> 00:01:00,059 and their lights and their gigantic Brads. 28 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,268 Nandor thinks everything is a war. 29 00:01:02,269 --> 00:01:03,614 Yet this time, 30 00:01:03,615 --> 00:01:05,754 he's absolutely right. 31 00:01:05,755 --> 00:01:08,481 It's called PI Undercover: New York. 32 00:01:08,482 --> 00:01:10,724 It's a police procedural in its fourth season. 33 00:01:10,725 --> 00:01:12,450 "Detective Jack Mancuso 34 00:01:12,451 --> 00:01:14,728 is brought to life with deft sensitivity 35 00:01:14,729 --> 00:01:16,454 by a never-better Cal Bodian." 36 00:01:16,455 --> 00:01:18,215 "Brought to life"? Who is this man? 37 00:01:18,216 --> 00:01:20,009 Some kind of necromancer? 38 00:01:20,010 --> 00:01:21,597 No. Worse. He's an actor. 39 00:01:21,598 --> 00:01:23,082 Shit. 40 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,807 Now, wading down into the comments. 41 00:01:24,808 --> 00:01:27,983 "Winsomely compelling copaganda," says C-Rob-69 at... 42 00:01:27,984 --> 00:01:29,088 Oh, wait. That was me. 43 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:30,330 Drivel for the unwashed. 44 00:01:30,331 --> 00:01:32,436 The Bard, how he weeps. 45 00:01:33,679 --> 00:01:35,335 - What the blazes? - Fucking 46 00:01:37,131 --> 00:01:38,580 Why is there a fucking truck in our garden? 47 00:01:38,581 --> 00:01:40,133 Entering the property. 48 00:01:40,134 --> 00:01:41,997 There's an enemy at the gate. Hold the line. 49 00:01:41,998 --> 00:01:43,619 - Shit. Guys, I'm so sorry. - You good? 50 00:01:43,620 --> 00:01:45,414 Yeah. I'm with the owners. Yeah, same location. 51 00:01:45,415 --> 00:01:46,588 Don't worry, insurance is gonna cover all this. 52 00:01:46,589 --> 00:01:48,279 We should disembowel this guy. 53 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:49,660 - Let's fucking kill him. - Quiet on set. 54 00:01:49,661 --> 00:01:50,799 - We're rolling. - Sorry. 55 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:52,491 - Sorry. - Sorry! 56 00:01:54,666 --> 00:01:57,150 ♪ Don't sing If you want to live long ♪ 57 00:01:57,151 --> 00:01:59,636 ♪ They have no use For your song ♪ 58 00:02:00,534 --> 00:02:03,018 ♪ You're dead, you're dead You're dead ♪ 59 00:02:03,019 --> 00:02:05,194 ♪ You're dead And out of this world ♪ 60 00:02:07,057 --> 00:02:09,336 ♪ Now your hope And compassion is gone ♪ 61 00:02:09,853 --> 00:02:12,545 ♪ You've sold out your dream To the world ♪ 62 00:02:12,546 --> 00:02:15,375 ♪ Stay dead, stay dead Stay dead ♪ 63 00:02:15,376 --> 00:02:17,551 ♪ You're dead And out of this world ♪ 64 00:02:27,112 --> 00:02:31,150 Not bad. Not bad at all, ya stud. 65 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:34,187 What are you up to, you creamy snake? 66 00:02:34,188 --> 00:02:37,052 All dressed up like a bowl of millet. 67 00:02:37,053 --> 00:02:39,986 I am getting ready to go to a friend's house 68 00:02:39,987 --> 00:02:41,056 for a dinner party, 69 00:02:41,057 --> 00:02:42,368 thank you very much. 70 00:02:42,369 --> 00:02:43,714 You don't have any friends. 71 00:02:43,715 --> 00:02:45,094 Uh, yeah, I do. 72 00:02:45,095 --> 00:02:47,649 I've got the Monster and my boy, Joel. 73 00:02:47,650 --> 00:02:50,721 Uh, w-what is a Joel? Joel? 74 00:02:50,722 --> 00:02:52,654 I'm always talking about Joel. 75 00:02:52,655 --> 00:02:55,208 We used to work together a few years ago in the same office. 76 00:02:55,209 --> 00:02:56,554 Pushing paper around, 77 00:02:56,555 --> 00:02:58,487 - generally getting after it. - Hmm. 78 00:02:58,488 --> 00:03:01,041 Yeah, I love Joel. Could never bring myself to drain the guy. 79 00:03:01,042 --> 00:03:03,389 So why have we never heard about him? 80 00:03:03,390 --> 00:03:06,495 Well, he and I drifted apart a few years ago 81 00:03:06,496 --> 00:03:08,566 when he, uh, married Becky. 82 00:03:08,567 --> 00:03:11,224 He has a very nice, pinched face. 83 00:03:11,225 --> 00:03:13,433 Anyway, he called me up last week and was like, 84 00:03:13,434 --> 00:03:15,918 "Hey, bruh. Wanna come over for some grub, bruh?" 85 00:03:15,919 --> 00:03:18,024 And I was like, "Sure, bruh. What time, bruh?" 86 00:03:18,025 --> 00:03:20,371 And he was like, "Uh, 7:00, 7:30, bruh." 87 00:03:20,372 --> 00:03:22,580 - Could I come with you? - Um... 88 00:03:22,581 --> 00:03:24,272 Why am I doing this? 89 00:03:24,273 --> 00:03:25,721 Ever since I have been working up the career ladder 90 00:03:25,722 --> 00:03:26,860 at Cannon Capital, 91 00:03:26,861 --> 00:03:28,345 I have been absolutely loving 92 00:03:28,346 --> 00:03:30,933 my deliciously mild human interactions. 93 00:03:30,934 --> 00:03:32,694 And I really want the chance to, you know, 94 00:03:32,695 --> 00:03:34,592 practice my human small talk. 95 00:03:34,593 --> 00:03:37,595 "Oh, hey, hon. Love that top. Where is it from? 96 00:03:37,596 --> 00:03:40,357 Online? Great. I love online. 97 00:03:40,358 --> 00:03:43,912 My allergies are bonkers today. Sneezing, sneezing, sneezing. 98 00:03:43,913 --> 00:03:46,880 I think I'm gonna go low-key for my birthday this year." 99 00:03:46,881 --> 00:03:48,813 Or, "I did the Harris Potter quiz, 100 00:03:48,814 --> 00:03:51,091 and I got Slytherin. Aw." 101 00:03:51,092 --> 00:03:55,579 You know, I'm trying really hard to get back to normal with Joel. 102 00:03:55,580 --> 00:03:59,272 And I worry if I showed up with a nightmare 103 00:03:59,273 --> 00:04:04,001 in a Civil War ghost's dress, it might freak him the fuck out. 104 00:04:04,002 --> 00:04:05,934 I think it would make you look like Mr. Bigs 105 00:04:05,935 --> 00:04:07,487 from the Sexy City show 106 00:04:07,488 --> 00:04:09,317 to have such a mouse woman on your arm. 107 00:04:09,318 --> 00:04:10,732 Squeak, squeak. 108 00:04:10,733 --> 00:04:12,181 Eh. Fuck it, why not? Sure. 109 00:04:12,182 --> 00:04:13,425 Yay. 110 00:04:15,427 --> 00:04:16,669 - Gizmo! - Guillermo. 111 00:04:16,670 --> 00:04:17,808 Wake up, you little prick. 112 00:04:17,809 --> 00:04:19,844 Get the fuck up. 113 00:04:19,845 --> 00:04:21,501 - What? What? Why? What? - Invaders have just rammed a hole 114 00:04:21,502 --> 00:04:23,400 - in our garden wall. - Sorry, I must've fallen asleep. 115 00:04:23,401 --> 00:04:24,746 You need to get up. 116 00:04:24,747 --> 00:04:26,299 We need weapons, not this fancy-ass shit. 117 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:28,197 We are about to launch a counteroffensive. 118 00:04:28,198 --> 00:04:30,165 We need sickles and scythes and weaponry. 119 00:04:30,166 --> 00:04:31,615 No. Whatever this is, 120 00:04:31,616 --> 00:04:33,306 it sounds like a bad idea. Don't do it. 121 00:04:33,307 --> 00:04:35,135 We're being invaded. We will not go empty-handed. 122 00:04:35,136 --> 00:04:37,206 We are about to conquer a production 123 00:04:37,207 --> 00:04:40,002 known as PI Undercover: New York. 124 00:04:40,003 --> 00:04:41,521 - What? Are you serious? - Oh, yes. 125 00:04:41,522 --> 00:04:42,798 - Right now? - Yes. 126 00:04:42,799 --> 00:04:44,421 - Are they? Move! - Wait! 127 00:04:44,422 --> 00:04:46,319 - Guillermo, wait! - Where? Where? 128 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,459 Guillermo, you cannot take them on single-handedly. 129 00:04:48,460 --> 00:04:50,323 No. Don't ruin this for me, okay? 130 00:04:50,324 --> 00:04:52,049 That is my favorite show ever. 131 00:04:52,050 --> 00:04:54,189 PIUNY. 132 00:04:54,190 --> 00:04:58,227 It's the perfect cozy, rainy-day show. 133 00:04:58,228 --> 00:04:59,781 But it's so much more than that. 134 00:04:59,782 --> 00:05:01,817 PI Undercover: New York is, like, 135 00:05:01,818 --> 00:05:03,612 the crown jewel of the PI Undercover extended universe. 136 00:05:03,613 --> 00:05:05,338 I mean, I love the original PI Undercover 137 00:05:05,339 --> 00:05:07,685 and PI Undercover: London, but PIUNY, ah, 138 00:05:07,686 --> 00:05:09,308 just hits different. 139 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,895 I mean, I've seen every episode, like, 12 times. 140 00:05:10,896 --> 00:05:13,381 Essentially, it's a meditation on grief because 141 00:05:13,382 --> 00:05:15,003 It's fantastic. 142 00:05:15,004 --> 00:05:18,006 In fact, last summer I cosplayed as Jack Mancuso 143 00:05:18,007 --> 00:05:19,628 at the Philadelphia Comic Con. 144 00:05:19,629 --> 00:05:22,355 All the subreddit haters were, like, so jelly. 145 00:05:22,356 --> 00:05:23,908 Gizmo, you sound like a fuckwit. 146 00:05:23,909 --> 00:05:25,393 Do you think Cal Bodian's over there? 147 00:05:25,394 --> 00:05:27,015 Do you think he'll sign my zine? 148 00:05:28,845 --> 00:05:31,952 My PI Undercover fanzine. I've done everything myself. 149 00:05:32,573 --> 00:05:34,610 I just took a guess about the chest hair. 150 00:05:35,404 --> 00:05:38,267 He wants a Cambodian to sign his what? 151 00:05:38,268 --> 00:05:39,373 Mmm. 152 00:05:43,204 --> 00:05:45,033 Now, fair warning. 153 00:05:45,034 --> 00:05:46,862 The stuff Joel and I used to talk about 154 00:05:46,863 --> 00:05:49,037 was not necessarily family-friendly, so... 155 00:05:49,038 --> 00:05:50,521 Like what? 156 00:05:50,522 --> 00:05:52,937 - Eh. Just guy stuff. - Like what? 157 00:05:52,938 --> 00:05:54,525 - Don't worry about it. - Tell me. 158 00:05:54,526 --> 00:05:56,701 - I'll tell you later. - No, tell me now. 159 00:05:57,633 --> 00:05:59,462 - Boobs. - Hmm. 160 00:06:00,083 --> 00:06:01,084 They're here! 161 00:06:01,809 --> 00:06:03,120 Hey! 162 00:06:03,121 --> 00:06:04,708 There he is. 163 00:06:04,709 --> 00:06:05,743 - What's up? What's up? - Oh, my G... What's up? 164 00:06:05,744 --> 00:06:07,401 This is look at him. 165 00:06:07,884 --> 00:06:10,092 - The prodigal cubicle-mate returns. - Hey! 166 00:06:10,093 --> 00:06:11,542 - Hi. - Hello. 167 00:06:11,543 --> 00:06:13,130 Thank you so much for coming. 168 00:06:13,131 --> 00:06:15,926 This is Nadja, my girlfriend. 169 00:06:15,927 --> 00:06:18,584 I have heard so much about you, and wow. 170 00:06:18,585 --> 00:06:20,793 Your top is so lovely and warm. 171 00:06:20,794 --> 00:06:23,140 Reminds me of, um, PSL season. 172 00:06:23,141 --> 00:06:25,384 Pumpkin spice latte. I love those. 173 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:27,421 I never know if people are on... on drugs. 174 00:06:28,595 --> 00:06:31,942 - What... What is all this? - Oh, Nadja, she's a YouTuber. 175 00:06:31,943 --> 00:06:33,875 Huge, uh, YouTuber. 176 00:06:33,876 --> 00:06:37,292 Search "Carrie Bradshaw walking" and you'll find my channel. 177 00:06:37,293 --> 00:06:39,467 - She films everything, you know? - Hello. 178 00:06:39,468 --> 00:06:41,227 - Mostly... - Welcome. 179 00:06:41,228 --> 00:06:43,402 - Oh. - This is Becky. 180 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,956 - What the "hecky?" Hi, Becky. - Hello, Colin. How are you? 181 00:06:45,957 --> 00:06:48,890 I'm well. How are you? Uh, this is Nadja, my girlfriend. 182 00:06:48,891 --> 00:06:50,443 Nice to pleasure. 183 00:06:50,444 --> 00:06:54,102 Girlfriend. It's... It's lovely to meet you. 184 00:06:54,103 --> 00:06:56,311 I'm gonna go check on the salmon. 185 00:06:56,312 --> 00:07:00,626 I hope by salmon you mean wine. 'Cau I'm a woman. I love wine. 186 00:07:00,627 --> 00:07:02,559 No, I meant fish. 187 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:04,906 Well, ladies to the kitchen, men to the conversation. 188 00:07:04,907 --> 00:07:06,355 You go do it, girlfriend. 189 00:07:07,910 --> 00:07:09,635 Listen, I know you said no gifts, but, uh, 190 00:07:09,636 --> 00:07:11,775 - there you go. - This is totally unnecessary. 191 00:07:11,776 --> 00:07:13,604 But I ain't mad at it. 192 00:07:13,605 --> 00:07:15,917 I'm surprised you actually had time to have us over 193 00:07:15,918 --> 00:07:17,919 with the season starting soon 194 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:20,508 and pitchers and catchers reporting in, like, 11 days. 195 00:07:20,509 --> 00:07:22,371 Go Mets, right? 196 00:07:22,372 --> 00:07:24,028 You know what? I'm not even really feeling baseball anymore. 197 00:07:24,029 --> 00:07:25,514 Those fucking rule changes. 198 00:07:26,238 --> 00:07:28,688 - It's a Mike Piazza baseball card. - Yeah, I didn't know. 199 00:07:28,689 --> 00:07:30,621 - Is it signed? - It is. 200 00:07:30,622 --> 00:07:34,591 So, I spent the last two weeks binge-watching every Mets game 201 00:07:34,592 --> 00:07:36,109 from the past seven years. 202 00:07:36,110 --> 00:07:38,940 Baseball is extremely slow, even for me. 203 00:07:38,941 --> 00:07:41,321 That's a lot of time I'm not gonna get back. 204 00:07:41,322 --> 00:07:44,152 So, baseball's out. What are you into now? 205 00:07:44,153 --> 00:07:47,535 - We watch Top Chef. - Top Chef. Yeah, me too. Me too. 206 00:07:47,536 --> 00:07:48,950 - Cool. - Where's your bathroom? 207 00:07:48,951 --> 00:07:51,815 I need to do a a number three. 208 00:07:51,816 --> 00:07:54,058 - What? - Ayo. 209 00:07:54,059 --> 00:07:55,819 I don't un what's a three? 210 00:07:55,820 --> 00:07:58,304 - Remember on our days in the office? - Yeah. 211 00:07:58,305 --> 00:08:00,168 We would go down to the third floor 212 00:08:00,169 --> 00:08:01,997 to do our big smelly poos. 213 00:08:01,998 --> 00:08:04,517 - I think I kinda remember that. - Where's your bathroom? 214 00:08:04,518 --> 00:08:05,898 - It's upstairs. - Okay. 215 00:08:05,899 --> 00:08:07,347 - So nice. - Thank you. 216 00:08:07,348 --> 00:08:09,349 A little kiss for my "banooney." 217 00:08:09,350 --> 00:08:11,352 And one for me, my banana. 218 00:08:14,839 --> 00:08:16,047 Act normal. 219 00:08:17,117 --> 00:08:18,532 Your taste is just 220 00:08:19,084 --> 00:08:21,223 Thank you. I just like solid colors. 221 00:08:21,224 --> 00:08:23,225 Hmm. Maroon. 222 00:08:24,918 --> 00:08:26,056 Traveling to base camp. You over at video village? 223 00:08:26,057 --> 00:08:27,575 Let us storm their base camp. 224 00:08:27,576 --> 00:08:29,197 And lay waste to their video village. 225 00:08:29,198 --> 00:08:32,062 - Last looks. - Indeed they are. 226 00:08:32,063 --> 00:08:35,410 - Et tu, Seanie? - Hey, fellas. 227 00:08:35,411 --> 00:08:38,171 - What the shit? - I rent my bathroom out to the crew. 228 00:08:38,172 --> 00:08:39,828 He has succumbed to the King's shilling. 229 00:08:39,829 --> 00:08:41,589 Oh, come on. I do this all the time. 230 00:08:41,590 --> 00:08:43,591 You know how many movies have wanted to rent 231 00:08:43,592 --> 00:08:45,524 my little potty? 232 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,733 We have lost our greatest ally to the other side. Let's go. 233 00:08:47,734 --> 00:08:49,113 Think about all the legendary piss 234 00:08:49,114 --> 00:08:50,736 that's flowing through those pipes. 235 00:08:50,737 --> 00:08:52,082 Diane Keaton's piss. 236 00:08:52,083 --> 00:08:53,601 Jim Carrey's piss! 237 00:08:53,602 --> 00:08:55,741 Mike Barbooglio's piss! 238 00:08:55,742 --> 00:08:58,916 The salmon smells amazing, Becky! 239 00:08:58,917 --> 00:09:02,851 I hope it's as good as Tiffani Faison's 240 00:09:02,852 --> 00:09:05,544 monkfish from Top Chef season one. 241 00:09:07,408 --> 00:09:10,583 Please let me help with, um, the touching and the boiling. 242 00:09:10,584 --> 00:09:12,309 No. No, you're fine. Just relax. 243 00:09:12,310 --> 00:09:13,897 Tell me, how... how did you and Colin meet? 244 00:09:13,898 --> 00:09:15,588 Oh, yes. Uh... 245 00:09:15,589 --> 00:09:18,315 Let us gossip like two little brain-dead bitches. 246 00:09:18,316 --> 00:09:20,560 Does, um, Colin ever talk about me? 247 00:09:21,008 --> 00:09:22,630 - No. That was stupid. - You know men. 248 00:09:22,631 --> 00:09:24,908 They don't talk about anything 249 00:09:24,909 --> 00:09:26,737 - other than, "Ouch, my balls." - Yeah. They don't talk about anything. 250 00:09:26,738 --> 00:09:28,898 - Yeah. Except Colin's not like that. - Scrotum. It's... 251 00:09:30,328 --> 00:09:32,605 Oh. Yes. Sorry? 252 00:09:32,606 --> 00:09:35,608 Colin's not like that. Colin has never been like that. 253 00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:37,299 Right. Okay. 254 00:09:37,300 --> 00:09:39,474 Colin's not like other men. He's really sensitive. 255 00:09:39,475 --> 00:09:41,925 And that is why he is my soft-boiled egg. 256 00:09:41,926 --> 00:09:43,824 I'm very happy for you both. 257 00:09:44,791 --> 00:09:46,170 Sorry. I 258 00:09:46,171 --> 00:09:48,656 I don't wanna see Colin get hurt, you know? 259 00:09:48,657 --> 00:09:51,348 He's an incredible person. 260 00:09:51,349 --> 00:09:54,454 I have used my brilliant powers of deduction 261 00:09:54,455 --> 00:09:58,148 to detect that Becky is rock-hard in love 262 00:09:58,149 --> 00:10:00,115 with Colin Robinson, 263 00:10:00,116 --> 00:10:02,773 much like Carrie loved Aidan in the Sexy City show, 264 00:10:02,774 --> 00:10:05,397 which I have watched every episode of. 265 00:10:06,571 --> 00:10:08,779 Looks like you two ladies could use some drinks. 266 00:10:08,780 --> 00:10:10,988 Did you wash the lettuce like I asked, Joel? 267 00:10:10,989 --> 00:10:12,749 I was about to, yes. 268 00:10:12,750 --> 00:10:14,923 So the answer's "no," not "yes" if you didn't do it. 269 00:10:14,924 --> 00:10:15,994 So the answer's "no." 270 00:10:16,477 --> 00:10:17,962 Okay. 271 00:10:19,584 --> 00:10:21,447 Cal Bodian is still in his trailer, 272 00:10:21,448 --> 00:10:23,760 probably preparing for his first scene of the day. 273 00:10:23,761 --> 00:10:25,175 He usually likes to get to set 274 00:10:25,176 --> 00:10:26,935 and meditate for an hour beforehand, 275 00:10:26,936 --> 00:10:28,143 then he gets a snack. 276 00:10:28,144 --> 00:10:30,526 Usually a muffin and a cup of tea. 277 00:10:31,182 --> 00:10:32,839 He's been sober for 17 years. 278 00:10:33,529 --> 00:10:35,600 Oh, my God. There he is! 279 00:10:36,497 --> 00:10:38,223 That's great guys! Thank you! 280 00:10:39,397 --> 00:10:40,777 Oh, wow. You have your muffin. 281 00:10:40,778 --> 00:10:42,330 So cool. 282 00:10:42,331 --> 00:10:44,851 Do you, uh... Do you ever read any of the fanzines? 283 00:10:45,403 --> 00:10:49,544 Ah. Good evening, sir. Can I interest you in a meal? 284 00:10:49,545 --> 00:10:52,167 - A succulent Chinese meal? - Wow. 285 00:10:52,168 --> 00:10:54,825 I'm just saying that's where the PIUNY community really is, you know? 286 00:10:54,826 --> 00:10:56,240 - Sure. - In the zines. 287 00:10:56,241 --> 00:10:58,898 Mr. Bodian, would you come with me? 288 00:10:58,899 --> 00:11:00,693 I have procured several prostitutes 289 00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:02,039 for your viewing pleasure. 290 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:03,178 - Oh. - I will not kill you. 291 00:11:03,179 --> 00:11:04,732 What scene is that for again? 292 00:11:04,733 --> 00:11:06,216 Mr. Bodian, we're ready for you. 293 00:11:06,217 --> 00:11:08,011 Okay. Thank you. 294 00:11:08,012 --> 00:11:09,598 - Mr. Bodian But the prostitutes - What? 295 00:11:09,599 --> 00:11:12,015 No, leave him alone. Do not hurt Cal Bodian. 296 00:11:12,016 --> 00:11:13,602 This is war. 297 00:11:13,603 --> 00:11:15,708 Doesn't matter. That man was not the leader. 298 00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:17,676 But he is the main guy on the show. 299 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,747 He is an actor, Nandor. 300 00:11:19,748 --> 00:11:21,852 A simpleton who paints his face. 301 00:11:21,853 --> 00:11:25,269 He is an empty-headed puppet who thinks the world loves him, 302 00:11:25,270 --> 00:11:27,582 when in actual fact, he is nothing more 303 00:11:27,583 --> 00:11:29,860 than a lapdog begging for scraps. 304 00:11:29,861 --> 00:11:31,620 - Yes. - No, he is not the leader. 305 00:11:31,621 --> 00:11:34,382 That would be another devil who pulls the strings. 306 00:11:34,383 --> 00:11:38,318 The half-wit they call the director. 307 00:11:44,496 --> 00:11:46,014 Colin Robinson, did you and Becky 308 00:11:46,015 --> 00:11:47,395 ever have a thing for each other? 309 00:11:47,396 --> 00:11:48,568 What? No. 310 00:11:48,569 --> 00:11:50,467 She and Joel had some issues, 311 00:11:50,468 --> 00:11:52,469 and I was a good listener for her. 312 00:11:52,470 --> 00:11:55,023 But that was only because I wanted them to get back together 313 00:11:55,024 --> 00:11:56,300 'cause Joel was so sad. 314 00:11:56,301 --> 00:11:57,406 I don't know. 315 00:11:57,820 --> 00:12:00,201 I think her vagina is pulsing for you. 316 00:12:00,202 --> 00:12:02,651 Don't fabricate drama where there isn't any. 317 00:12:02,652 --> 00:12:04,412 You wanted to come to this party 318 00:12:04,413 --> 00:12:06,138 to see how the normal people live. 319 00:12:06,139 --> 00:12:09,694 Well, welcome to the wonderful world of "normalos." 320 00:12:10,971 --> 00:12:13,318 - Enough. - I do not get you at all. 321 00:12:15,182 --> 00:12:17,184 Halt. Where is your leader? 322 00:12:17,806 --> 00:12:18,841 Thank you. 323 00:12:19,980 --> 00:12:21,429 "AD." 324 00:12:21,430 --> 00:12:23,294 - A director. - Yes. 325 00:12:24,088 --> 00:12:26,676 - Now I cut the head of the snake. - Go in. 326 00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:30,611 Nice day. 327 00:12:31,509 --> 00:12:32,786 Come on, Nandor. 328 00:12:34,029 --> 00:12:35,789 What the fuck are you wearing? 329 00:12:36,479 --> 00:12:39,343 That was actually the second assistant director, 330 00:12:39,344 --> 00:12:41,690 and he made me production assistant. 331 00:12:41,691 --> 00:12:43,002 They are short-staffed. 332 00:12:43,003 --> 00:12:44,797 This is all good news. 333 00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:47,282 - We can infiltrate them from the inside. - Yes, yes. 334 00:12:47,283 --> 00:12:50,630 But first, I must go to crafty to fetch taffy for scripty. 335 00:12:50,631 --> 00:12:52,978 Oh, shit. Nandor, you have been seduced 336 00:12:52,979 --> 00:12:55,118 by the siren of show business. 337 00:12:55,119 --> 00:12:57,983 - No, I'm infiltrating like - Where's the PA? 338 00:12:57,984 --> 00:12:59,812 - We're still waiting on - whatever you said before. 339 00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:01,331 Yes, go Nandor. 340 00:13:01,332 --> 00:13:03,678 Yes, I'm just fetching it. What is taffy? 341 00:13:03,679 --> 00:13:05,093 Oh, no. 342 00:13:05,094 --> 00:13:08,027 Uh, Sy... Uh, Strai... Top. Top Gun. 343 00:13:08,028 --> 00:13:11,824 Uh, Top Ramen. Top Chef. Top... Top... Top hat? 344 00:13:11,825 --> 00:13:14,137 - Uh... Wait. Did you say Top Chef? - Yes, I did. 345 00:13:14,138 --> 00:13:16,449 - It was Top Chef. - Nice one, dude. 346 00:13:16,450 --> 00:13:19,176 Is it just me or is it so hard to locate 347 00:13:19,177 --> 00:13:22,110 a good, trustworthy handyman these days? 348 00:13:22,111 --> 00:13:23,525 - Yes! - It is. 349 00:13:23,526 --> 00:13:24,872 When we wanted to renovate the bathroom, 350 00:13:24,873 --> 00:13:26,321 I decided I'm just gonna do it myself. 351 00:13:26,322 --> 00:13:27,944 You did a bathroom reno by yourself? 352 00:13:27,945 --> 00:13:29,566 Yeah, I found a guy out in Queens 353 00:13:29,567 --> 00:13:31,154 Oh, brother. Here we go. 354 00:13:31,155 --> 00:13:35,641 And he gave us these beautiful vintage tiles. 355 00:13:35,642 --> 00:13:36,850 - And... - They're just tiles. 356 00:13:37,575 --> 00:13:39,403 Do you wanna go to see it? It's gorgeous. 357 00:13:39,404 --> 00:13:40,888 Uh, yes. 358 00:13:40,889 --> 00:13:42,510 - Good luck. - Yeah. 359 00:13:42,511 --> 00:13:44,684 - Is it dangerous? - No, it's just boring. 360 00:13:44,685 --> 00:13:46,410 Yeah, I guess I'm a fucking idiot 361 00:13:46,411 --> 00:13:49,242 'cause I saved us a lot of money and did a kick-ass job. 362 00:13:52,555 --> 00:13:55,143 - What about that bathroom? - Yes. Do you wanna see it? 363 00:13:55,144 --> 00:13:57,594 - Yeah. Yes, I'd love to see. - Okay. Great. Follow me. 364 00:13:57,595 --> 00:13:59,562 Try not to miss me too much, my love. 365 00:14:05,189 --> 00:14:07,190 Sit here, Colin. 366 00:14:07,191 --> 00:14:10,676 Right here. I'm just kidding. 367 00:14:10,677 --> 00:14:12,712 Hello, Colin Robinson. 368 00:14:12,713 --> 00:14:13,749 Hello. 369 00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:17,373 Is she, uh... Is she good to you? 370 00:14:18,719 --> 00:14:21,032 - Who? - Your girlfriend. 371 00:14:21,584 --> 00:14:23,171 - Sorry. I hope she's good to you. - Oh. 372 00:14:23,172 --> 00:14:24,414 You... You deserve it. 373 00:14:24,415 --> 00:14:25,933 Yeah, yeah. I think, you know 374 00:14:25,934 --> 00:14:27,693 Well, yeah, I think we get along really well. 375 00:14:27,694 --> 00:14:30,696 It's nothing as special as what you and Joel have. 376 00:14:30,697 --> 00:14:33,112 Joel? [chuckles] Yeah. Ol' Joel. 377 00:14:33,113 --> 00:14:35,218 We've had our ups and downs over the years. 378 00:14:35,219 --> 00:14:36,875 Yeah. That'll happen. 379 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,429 When it does, I 380 00:14:40,224 --> 00:14:41,776 I just remember 381 00:14:41,777 --> 00:14:44,227 you were the only one I could talk to about it. 382 00:14:44,228 --> 00:14:46,574 Do you miss our talks, Colin Robinson? 383 00:14:48,646 --> 00:14:49,681 Yeah, uh... 384 00:14:52,167 --> 00:14:53,753 Ready for you on set. 385 00:14:53,754 --> 00:14:55,376 I think he is slumbering. 386 00:14:55,377 --> 00:14:58,103 Go to two. Yeah, he's gone deep. 387 00:14:58,104 --> 00:15:01,209 Cans? Anyone for cans? Would you like some cans? 388 00:15:01,210 --> 00:15:03,763 Some cans? Cans? Fucking ignore me. 389 00:15:03,764 --> 00:15:05,420 I already have cans on. 390 00:15:05,421 --> 00:15:07,112 - You have cans? - I have cans. 391 00:15:07,113 --> 00:15:08,803 Sorry. Hi. 392 00:15:08,804 --> 00:15:10,598 This one can for you. 393 00:15:10,599 --> 00:15:12,945 - Sure I can't tempt you with some? - Do you see 'em? 394 00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:14,257 - Anyone ask for cans? - No. 395 00:15:14,258 --> 00:15:15,362 Son of a 396 00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:19,296 What the fuck are you doing? 397 00:15:19,297 --> 00:15:22,127 Uh, we are not allowed to say what we're filming, sir. 398 00:15:22,128 --> 00:15:23,922 Also, we're trying to clear the frame. 399 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,165 Would you mind following me over by the snack table? 400 00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:28,167 - Rolling! We are rolling! - What? 401 00:15:28,168 --> 00:15:29,272 All right. Shut up. 402 00:15:29,273 --> 00:15:31,239 Out the way, fuckos. Fuck. 403 00:15:33,001 --> 00:15:34,760 - Do you guys wanna play Pictionary? - Oh. 404 00:15:34,761 --> 00:15:36,935 Joel, they don't wanna play Pictionary. It's okay. 405 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,661 Well, I mean if it's anything like reading a dictionary, then yeah. 406 00:15:39,662 --> 00:15:43,494 Yeah, I do. 407 00:15:44,874 --> 00:15:49,224 Shit. Wait, what is shit. No, no, no. Fuck. 408 00:15:50,294 --> 00:15:52,674 - Oh. - How many times have I told you to replace 409 00:15:52,675 --> 00:15:54,159 the fucking smoke detector? 410 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:55,781 It's my fault, of course. 411 00:15:55,782 --> 00:15:57,610 Come on, girlie. Smoked salmon. 412 00:15:57,611 --> 00:16:00,682 More excuse for cream cheese, am I right? 413 00:16:00,683 --> 00:16:01,994 My salmon is fucked. 414 00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:04,445 I love the smell of burnt salmon. 415 00:16:04,446 --> 00:16:06,654 Goddamn it, Joel. You're a fucking failure. 416 00:16:06,655 --> 00:16:08,035 Colin, can I ask you a favor? 417 00:16:08,036 --> 00:16:09,450 Sure, Joel. Anything. 418 00:16:09,451 --> 00:16:11,383 It's a little unconventional, 419 00:16:11,384 --> 00:16:13,661 and so if it makes you uncomfortable, 420 00:16:13,662 --> 00:16:15,490 then you just tell me, and I'll shut the hell up. 421 00:16:15,491 --> 00:16:17,113 Stop. We go too far back. 422 00:16:17,114 --> 00:16:19,011 I mean, we're like Stephanie Cmar 423 00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:20,564 and Kristen Kish 424 00:16:20,565 --> 00:16:22,670 in the Seattle season of Top Chef. 425 00:16:22,671 --> 00:16:24,672 You know, they used to be roommates. 426 00:16:24,673 --> 00:16:26,156 Would you ever wanna... 427 00:16:26,157 --> 00:16:27,744 - Do you think that... - Just a town house. 428 00:16:27,745 --> 00:16:29,332 Just go into this... Just come with me. 429 00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:30,885 - Just can - The hallway. 430 00:16:30,886 --> 00:16:32,473 Yeah, this is nice. 431 00:16:32,474 --> 00:16:34,786 I need you to fuck my wife. 432 00:16:37,341 --> 00:16:38,824 What? 433 00:16:38,825 --> 00:16:40,239 I told you it was a little unusual. 434 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:43,242 Is that something she would be 435 00:16:43,243 --> 00:16:44,864 - Ravenous for? Yes. - Right. 436 00:16:44,865 --> 00:16:46,487 It's something that keeps our marriage alive. 437 00:16:46,488 --> 00:16:48,040 Strange request. 438 00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:50,008 Yeah, okay. 439 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,217 Well, if it's any consolation, I'll be there the whole time. 440 00:16:52,218 --> 00:16:54,529 - I'll have eyes on you... - It's no consolation. 441 00:16:54,530 --> 00:16:56,048 - I have to go to the bathroom. - Okay. 442 00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:57,429 But just think about it, buddy. 443 00:16:57,430 --> 00:16:58,741 Girlfriend, come here. 444 00:17:01,779 --> 00:17:03,091 I think he might. 445 00:17:04,402 --> 00:17:06,231 Sabotage. 446 00:17:06,232 --> 00:17:08,267 Do you know what the French translation of "sabotage" is? 447 00:17:08,268 --> 00:17:09,682 It's "fuck things up." 448 00:17:09,683 --> 00:17:11,581 I'm gonna fuck things up for these people. 449 00:17:11,582 --> 00:17:14,066 Chap in the white hat. Now, he's the director. 450 00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:16,517 He doesn't know his arse from a hole in the ground. 451 00:17:16,518 --> 00:17:19,244 The loudest man in the room with fuck all to say. 452 00:17:19,245 --> 00:17:21,453 Surrounds himself with sycophants, 453 00:17:21,454 --> 00:17:24,076 but nothing more than a tin-pot dictator. 454 00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:25,940 And he's nothing without the scribe. 455 00:17:25,941 --> 00:17:27,252 Now, that's the writer there. 456 00:17:27,253 --> 00:17:29,219 The brains behind the whole thing, 457 00:17:29,220 --> 00:17:31,946 yet hugely underappreciated. 458 00:17:31,947 --> 00:17:33,637 Socially not the best, 459 00:17:33,638 --> 00:17:35,812 but she's the beating heart behind the production. 460 00:17:35,813 --> 00:17:38,815 She is the passionate soul of the televisual medium. 461 00:17:38,816 --> 00:17:41,093 - Sir, we are still rolling. - What do you want? 462 00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:44,062 - What are you doing here? - I don't care what you... Whoa. 463 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,616 Where the fuck did you get that sweated shirt? 464 00:17:46,617 --> 00:17:47,996 This is for crew only. 465 00:17:47,997 --> 00:17:49,722 Season 3 crew only, to be precise. 466 00:17:49,723 --> 00:17:51,103 Yeah, I can see that. 467 00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:52,829 I want one of those sweated shirts. 468 00:17:52,830 --> 00:17:54,624 Well, you can't have one. That's a cut! That's a cut! 469 00:17:54,625 --> 00:17:57,834 I love that sweated shirt. It is a remarkable garment. 470 00:17:57,835 --> 00:17:59,905 As you can see, there's some kind of flap at the back 471 00:17:59,906 --> 00:18:02,218 which is attached to the neck, which must be some kind of hood 472 00:18:02,219 --> 00:18:03,771 to protect him from the weather. 473 00:18:03,772 --> 00:18:05,911 On the front looks like some kind of pouch, 474 00:18:05,912 --> 00:18:07,740 which I'm guessing is inspired by the kangaroo. 475 00:18:07,741 --> 00:18:12,642 It's probably 50% polyester. Maybe 40% cotton. 476 00:18:12,643 --> 00:18:14,299 And the rest must be rayon. 477 00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:16,128 But the biggest question I have 478 00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:18,130 is why the fuck has he got one of those and I haven't? 479 00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:19,683 You're in the shot! 480 00:18:19,684 --> 00:18:21,029 He's in the shot. 481 00:18:21,030 --> 00:18:22,134 Dude, you're in the shot! 482 00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:23,653 He's fucked up. 483 00:18:23,654 --> 00:18:25,241 You're still in! 484 00:18:25,242 --> 00:18:26,932 You're still in the fucking shot! 485 00:18:26,933 --> 00:18:29,107 Go behind the bush. 486 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,188 All right. Fuck it. We'll fix it in post. Back to one. 487 00:18:34,043 --> 00:18:36,873 You were right. I-I don't know what to do. 488 00:18:36,874 --> 00:18:41,188 I've wanted Joel's friendship for so long, but at what cost? 489 00:18:41,189 --> 00:18:44,156 Colin, just stick your beak in his wife and be friends. 490 00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:48,195 I just wanted a normal relationship with him, you know? 491 00:18:48,196 --> 00:18:50,542 And this is not normal. 492 00:18:50,543 --> 00:18:53,061 I think it's probably time to get you out of here, mister. 493 00:18:53,062 --> 00:18:54,133 Come on. 494 00:18:57,757 --> 00:18:59,447 Well, we better be off. 495 00:18:59,448 --> 00:19:01,277 There's a Pilates class I've been promising myself 496 00:19:01,278 --> 00:19:02,692 I'll make in the morning. 497 00:19:02,693 --> 00:19:04,003 No. Why don't you come join us first? 498 00:19:04,004 --> 00:19:05,557 There's plenty of room. Come on. 499 00:19:05,558 --> 00:19:07,731 No, our dance card is filled up for the evening. 500 00:19:07,732 --> 00:19:10,217 What upset you? Did my fucking idiot of a husband say something? 501 00:19:10,218 --> 00:19:11,873 Uh-oh. Was I bad? 502 00:19:11,874 --> 00:19:13,185 Hey, Joel, maybe next week we could go bowling? 503 00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:14,704 - Yeah. - That would be so fun. 504 00:19:14,705 --> 00:19:16,154 That'd be great. Just boys time, 505 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,534 and then you come back and fuck my wife. 506 00:19:17,535 --> 00:19:20,158 Thanks for the grub. That was swirl. 507 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,643 Hmm. 508 00:19:22,644 --> 00:19:23,748 Okay, come here. 509 00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:31,479 I say, Detective Mancuso has soiled his trousers. 510 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:35,103 - His show pants? - What? Yeah. It's ghastly. 511 00:19:35,104 --> 00:19:37,175 Okay. We have doubles on Cal's pants, right? 512 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,694 Let's go, let's go, let's go. 513 00:19:43,941 --> 00:19:46,736 I'm sorry that Joel turned out to be such a depressing pervert. 514 00:19:46,737 --> 00:19:48,393 I mean, I quite liked it, 515 00:19:48,394 --> 00:19:50,947 but I know that you were looking for a more normal, 516 00:19:50,948 --> 00:19:52,639 less sexual friend. 517 00:19:53,122 --> 00:19:54,399 Yeah. 518 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,055 Maybe humans are such depressing, 519 00:19:56,056 --> 00:19:58,230 weird freaks because, you know, 520 00:19:58,231 --> 00:19:59,783 they try so hard to be normal 521 00:19:59,784 --> 00:20:01,958 that they repress all their most horny desires. 522 00:20:01,959 --> 00:20:04,754 And then they just end up squirting themselves to death. 523 00:20:04,755 --> 00:20:07,929 Well, wise words. Maybe you're a Carrie after all. 524 00:20:07,930 --> 00:20:09,552 Lock it up. Hold there, please. 525 00:20:09,553 --> 00:20:11,762 I'm so sorry, but no. 526 00:20:15,835 --> 00:20:17,939 The hat? Oh, yeah, that's from season 6. 527 00:20:17,940 --> 00:20:19,734 We shot them back-to-back. 528 00:20:19,735 --> 00:20:21,529 - What the fuck are you doing in... - Oh. 529 00:20:21,530 --> 00:20:23,911 That gear is for crew only. 530 00:20:23,912 --> 00:20:26,534 Hmm. Someone's jealous of my swag. 531 00:20:26,535 --> 00:20:27,604 Perhaps. 532 00:20:27,605 --> 00:20:29,123 But there is one garment 533 00:20:29,124 --> 00:20:31,437 that I know you will never get your hands on. 534 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:34,439 Nandor, give me that sweated shirt! 535 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:35,612 You shall never have it! 536 00:20:38,444 --> 00:20:40,756 - Laszlo, get a grip. - Good idea. 537 00:20:42,482 --> 00:20:43,518 No! 538 00:20:44,829 --> 00:20:47,176 - You're stretching it! - Wouldn't be the first time. 539 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:50,835 Time-out, time-out. 540 00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:54,977 What are we doing? 541 00:20:55,702 --> 00:20:59,153 Chewed up and spat out in true Hollywood style. 542 00:20:59,154 --> 00:21:02,432 We need to rain hellfire on these Hollywood pricks. 543 00:21:02,433 --> 00:21:04,089 Drink the blood of the director. 544 00:21:04,090 --> 00:21:06,471 Crush the balls of the best boy. 545 00:21:06,472 --> 00:21:08,784 And whack all of the actors. 546 00:21:09,475 --> 00:21:11,166 Yeah, let's do it. 547 00:21:12,340 --> 00:21:13,685 Hey, you guys are still here? 548 00:21:13,686 --> 00:21:15,377 We wrapped, like, half an hour ago. 549 00:21:16,723 --> 00:21:17,793 Happy trails, guys. 550 00:21:19,347 --> 00:21:22,971 We did it. We fucking did it. 551 00:21:23,385 --> 00:21:25,283 Well done, Nandor. 552 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,319 You know, sometimes the best tactic in war 553 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,425 is to not fight at all. 554 00:21:29,426 --> 00:21:31,393 You sound just like a writer. 555 00:21:34,189 --> 00:21:35,500 - Onward! - Yeah. 556 00:21:35,501 --> 00:21:38,019 Meanwhile, while Laszlo and Nandor 557 00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:40,470 called wrap on their beef, 558 00:21:40,471 --> 00:21:43,611 I couldn't help but wonder, if we stopped saying cut 559 00:21:43,612 --> 00:21:45,199 The Cal mobile. 560 00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:47,546 Would we all get a little more action? 561 00:21:47,547 --> 00:21:49,341 Hi, Mr. Bodian. I'm just a huge fan. 562 00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:51,309 I wanted to know if I can take a picture with you quickly? 563 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,069 Now is not a great time. It's not a good time. 564 00:21:53,070 --> 00:21:54,450 It's just for my zine, actually. 565 00:21:54,451 --> 00:21:56,003 - Have you read this? - Hey! 566 00:21:56,004 --> 00:21:57,315 Maybe if we could ask our friends 567 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,386 for just a little more quiet on set 568 00:21:59,387 --> 00:22:00,973 Sign his program, you fucklord. 569 00:22:00,974 --> 00:22:02,699 We'd end up with a lot less drama. 570 00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:04,356 You know who the fuck I am? 571 00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:05,875 You think it's not gonna be a problem for you? 572 00:22:05,876 --> 00:22:07,359 Here we go! 573 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:08,567 Because even for the biggest stars, 574 00:22:08,568 --> 00:22:10,362 it's important to stay grounded. 575 00:22:11,709 --> 00:22:13,608 And that's when I realized 576 00:22:14,263 --> 00:22:18,371 it wasn't PIUNY or show business, 577 00:22:19,407 --> 00:22:22,857 or even Staten Island that kept us all together... 578 00:22:22,858 --> 00:22:24,308 Colin Robinson. 579 00:22:25,585 --> 00:22:27,380 Shut fuck up. 580 00:22:30,418 --> 00:22:31,419 Oh, file saved. 581 00:22:44,259 --> 00:22:46,398 There he is. That's the street right here. 582 00:22:46,399 --> 00:22:47,848 That's where they shoot 583 00:22:47,849 --> 00:22:48,883 Took your time, Mancuso. 584 00:22:48,884 --> 00:22:50,610 This looks bad. 585 00:22:51,093 --> 00:22:53,268 Bad? We just found six more inside. 586 00:22:53,786 --> 00:22:56,340 Son of a bitch. The Mob. 587 00:22:57,479 --> 00:22:58,549 What the hell? 588 00:22:59,826 --> 00:23:01,759 I guess I know where I'm going next. 589 00:23:02,450 --> 00:23:03,898 - Where's that? - Was that... 590 00:23:03,899 --> 00:23:05,798 - Undercover. - Never mind.